D0n't Panic B*tch
D0n't Panic B*tch
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade!!
- Cave Johnson

mitunathehelicaptor:

“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law

(Source: kaitokirishima, via covocal)

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  • person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  • me: nope
  • person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
  • me: i'm not
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uhmeliamay:

meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever

(Source: uhmeliamay, via refreshes)

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fhaul:

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

(Source: fhauly, via fake-mermaid)

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coolbloqqer:

hot people are so lucky im so pissed

(via fake-mermaid)

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3rd grade
  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
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