D0n't Panic B*tch
D0n't Panic B*tch
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade!!
- Cave Johnson

the-yolocaust:

when u hear your favorite band in public

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(Source: swarnpert, via jennamcdougallthough)

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cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

(via fake-mermaid)

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gayrardarthurway:

*jack barakat voice* real talk though

(via gayisnotasynonymforjalex)

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magicul:

if u don’t have a good sense of humour then i’m sorry we can’t be friends

(via pizza)

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slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

(Source: callmeoutbro, via pizza)

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  • SPN Season 1: Let's use Christo to find out if they're a demon
  • SPN Seasons 2-4: Let's exorcise all demons to save their vessels
  • SPN Seasons 5-9: Lol let's stab the guy and see if he glows when he dies
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urbancatfitters:

idk what i’m doing w/ my life but i know i’m doing it wrong

(via gayisnotasynonymforjalex)

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vvorldwideweb:

foodtrucker:

*concert voice* so how is everyone doing tonight!!

*from the back of the room* ok how are u

(Source: foodtrucker, via fake-mermaid)

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stardusttx:

grapewallofchina:

your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 

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you’re welcome

i thought they were partying

(Source: babyknope, via pizza)

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pemsylvania:

welcome to my crib sorry it’s a little small i’ve had it since I was a baby

(via pizza)

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