D0n't Panic B*tch
D0n't Panic B*tch
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade!!
- Cave Johnson

ofuckme:

why are mangoes called mangoes where is the man going 

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pizzoner:

I imagine bumping into my internet friends on the street like “sor-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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puncircumcised:

*mobile blogs in front of computer*

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impwhoretant:

impwhoretant:

I’M CLEAN

image

i took

a shower

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rnackenzie:

if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake

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bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

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folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

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sexspose:

when your parents try to make a joke in front of your friends more than once

image

(Source: vensu, via grey-scale-life)

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dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

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bewbin:

ewprincess:

bewbin:

What has two thumbs and three arms

what

I don’t know

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nope:

why is everyone hotter than me i hate this site 

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